crotch critter

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crotch critter (plural crotch critters)

  1. (slang) A sexually transmitted pathogen, particularly pubic lice.
    • 2008, Kristopher Reisz, Unleashed, Simon Pulse (2008), →ISBN, page 21:
      "Oh. Remember Monday I was complaining about Geneva Jones being in my health class? Wondering why bother since she's already got every crotch critter in the textbook?"
  2. (slang, derogatory) A child.
    • 2000 September 15, Jennifer Landry, “Re: NEWS:CDN Sex education promotes risky behaviour”, in, Usenet[1]:
      If I want to watch NYPDBlue I don't want to hear whining about the swearing and nudity from some goddamn fundy. If you don't like it, DONT WATCH. If you don't want your little crotch critters to see/listen to something, DONT LET THEM!