feetsball

English

Noun

feetsball

1. (Internet slang, derogatory, somewhat humorous) American football.
   • 1972, CBS Magazines (publisher), Stereo Review - Volume 29, page 112:

     The dialect humor of Weber and Fields at a "feetsball" game in "Princesten" had already fallen flat.

   • 1998 March 24, Morgan Sheridan, “It's all about not getting USED”, in soc.singles‎^[1] (Usenet):

     Speak for yourself Kim... I didn't appoint you as *my* spokesman... Though I don't always agree with what Jackie says, he's on the ball enough to be interesting and reasonably concise. Not like those lacklustre 250-300 lb refugees from varsity high feetsball and their steroid induced with macromastia, testicular atrophy, and emotional imbalances trying to hand off their garden variety "shut the fuck up's" and "kiss my ass's" as profound revelations of opinion to the world, which *is* old and *does* bore the fuck right out of me...

   • 2004 September 13, JStONGE123, “Monday Night feetsball”, in rec.autos.sport.nascar‎^[2] (Usenet):

     Tons of drivers in the crowd tonight. Kenseth, Jarret..........ect. Local Tv station did a piece on it. Ohh by the way, put your money on Green Bay taking the Superbowl. The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow. A nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.

   • 2010 June 13, conwaycaine, “Come on Ingerland...”, in soc.culture.scottish‎^[3] (Usenet):

     I'm no export on feetsball BTW, but I enjoyed watching the game. It seemed to me, by and large, well played.

   • 2023 January 5, KWILLS, “Evil Bootlip Spook kills young white female Dollar Tree employee with a machete for no reason”, in talk.politics.guns‎^[4] (Usenet):

     A Bootlip feetsball player nearly died on the field the other night and the whole world is crying, praying and feeling terrible for that nigger. Meanwhile, this beautiful white girl killed by this ape is barely mentioned.