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Blend of pedophile +‎ moustache.


pedo-stache (plural pedo-staches)

  1. (slang) A moustache that resembles one from a stereotypical depiction of a male pedophile in the media.
    • 2010, "Single Guy", "Dating Advice From the Single Guy", mathNEWS (University of Waterloo), Volume 114, Issue 1, 24 September 2010, page 9:
      Exception to the rule: the pedo-stache, or more recently known as the Crosby-stache. It covers nothing, and qualifies you instantaniously[sic] to be on a child offenders list.
    • 2013, M & G, "Otago Museum Café", Critic (University of Otago), Issue 17, 29 July 2013, page 37:
      However, if you are a young male with a pedo-stache like M, sitting in a café while small children run around your legs is enough to make you feel like Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones.”
    • 2014, Meg Elison, "Dakota Fanning’s latest flaccidly flops", The Daily Californian (University of California, Berkeley), 10 September 2014:
      With his pedo-stache firmly penciled on, Kline nails the accent, the affectations and the alcoholism.
    • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:pedo-stache.