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Shitgibbon of wank +‎ puffin.


  • IPA(key): /ˈwæŋkˌpʌfɪn/
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wankpuffin (plural wankpuffins)

  1. (Britain, slang, vulgar, derogatory) A contemptible person.
    • 2018, David Wood, Solomon Key, unnumbered page:
      “So stop being a wankpuffin and help me find the mines.”
    • 2020, Sophie Ranald, No, We Can't Be Friends, unnumbered page:
      'He's an utter wankpuffin, Sloane. A twatbadger, a cockwomble, a dickbiscuit. He is a miserable piece of knobcheese and I hope he spends the rest of his life regretting what he did to you. []
    • 2022, Kristen Bailey, Am I Allergic to Men?, unnumbered page:
      Don't leave me with this wankpuffin.
    • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:wankpuffin.