crack snacker
English
Etymology
Pun on snack cracker, a food, and crack (“female genitalia”), in reference to oral sex.
Noun
crack snacker (plural crack snackers)
- (slang, humorous) A lesbian.
- 1995, Stephen King, Rose Madder:
- “Whatchoo want?”
“I'm looking for 251 Durham Avenue,” Rosie said. “It's a place called Daughters and Sisters. I had directions, but I guess—”
“What, the welfare lesbians? You ast the wrong chicken, baby girl. I got no use for crack-snackers. […]
- 1997, "Mike King", Re: Lesbian Jokes (on newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes)
- A lesbian is a crack snacker.
- 2000, "Anonymous", Ha Ha Testing can be fun.... (on newsgroup alt.test)
- What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
- 2009, Antonya Nelson, Nothing Right (page 261)
- "She thinks I'm a lesbo!" my sister shrieked. For weeks, we called her the crack snacker.