cumwad (plural cumwads)
- (slang, vulgar) An amount of semen, especially the amount produced by a man in one ejaculation.
2010, Stephoonus Galatoboureko, The Creeping Hand Book, Men, Bloomington, Ind.: Xlibris, ISBN 978-1-4535-4932-2, page 36:
- Don't forget a mistress, or a massage parlor. You're not going there, are you? Besides, do those temporary fixes ever decrease your true desires? As soon as you've blown your cum wad, some where you shouldn't have, how many seconds could you count, before you're thinking about your wife, sick to your stomach with guilt and remorse, […]
- (derogatory, slang, vulgar) A stupid or useless person; dickhead, shithead.