make the bald man cry

English

Verb

make the bald man cry (third-person singular simple present makes the bald man cry, present participle making the bald man cry, simple past and past participle made the bald man cry)

1. (idiomatic, slang) To masturbate.
   • 1999 August 5, JACK EPSTEIN, “Nitro Girls PPV Review”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling‎^[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-31:

     > No thongs!
     
     You watching the same thing Bobby? Or were you too busy making the bald man cry? Thongs galore.

   • 2003 January 23, rich a, “Hey, wait, there's a "campain" now?”, in uk.games.video.misc‎^[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-31:

     I don't know why people bother to watch Babestation, because the "babes" are in really minute windows which are plagued with MPEG artefacts. I can only guess that their viewers use their imagination to the fullest as they're attempting to "make the bald man cry".

   • 2006 February 24, bg1...@apexmail.com, “OT: A bird in the bed is worth two hands in the bush”, in alt.atheism‎^[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-31:

     The scientists say the difference also explains why men may need a "recovery period" after forming The Beast with Two Backs, but can happily nip to the loo for five minutes, make the bald man cry, then get straight back to work.