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Blend of porn +‎ moustache.


pornstache (plural pornstaches)

  1. (slang) A moustache that resembles one worn by an adult film actor.
    • 2003, "Listening Station", Las Vegas Mercury, 14 August 2003:
      If--and this is a substantial if--you can get past the neon rainbows, the jolly robots and the crooner with the Ron Jeremy pornstache on the cover of Danish duo Junior Senior's debut D-D-Don't Don't Stop the Beat, you're in for the most delirious, charmingly silly dance-pop you've heard since some jerkoff filched your Jackson 5 Greatest Hits cassette.
    • 2007, R. D. Reynolds & Blade Braxton, The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!, ECW Press (2007), ↑ISBN, page 65:
      This was a far cry from Hall's original look, which resembled a 1970s adult film star. With his bushy hair and magnificent pornstache, Hall could have easily doubled for a muscle-bound John Holmes.
    • 2011, Tanya Huff, The Wild Ways, Daw Books (2011), ↑ISBN, unnumbered page:
      It wasn't Bo's girlfriend behind the wheel, unless she had what looked like a '70s pornstache attached to her upper lip.
    • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:pornstache.