twonk
English
Pronunciation
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Etymology 1
Blend of twit + twat + plonker (This etymology is missing or incomplete. Please add to it, or discuss it at the Etymology scriptorium. Particularly: “Twit and twat? Which? Both?”)
Noun
twonk (countable and uncountable, plural twonks)
- (British, slang, countable) A stupid person.
- 1985, Only Fools and Horses (TV series), "It's Only Rock and Roll" (episode)
- You dozy little twonk, Rodney. You bang again on the roof of my van like that and it won't be Frankie Goes to Hollywood, it'll be Rodney goes to hospital.
- 1985, Only Fools and Horses (TV series), "It's Only Rock and Roll" (episode)
- (British, slang, uncountable) Nonsense; rubbish.
- What twonk you are talking!
Etymology 2
Possibly onomatopoeic
Verb
twonk (third-person singular simple present twonks, present participle twonking, simple past and past participle twonked)
- (transitive, British, slang) to hit (someone); to slap (someone)