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Etymology 1[edit]

Blend of twit +‎ twat +‎ plonker

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Particularly: “Twit and twat? Which? Both?”


twonk (countable and uncountable, plural twonks)

  1. (Britain, slang, countable) A stupid person.
  2. (Britain, slang, uncountable) Nonsense; rubbish.
    What twonk you are talking!

Etymology 2[edit]

Possibly onomatopoeic


twonk (third-person singular simple present twonks, present participle twonking, simple past and past participle twonked)

  1. (transitive, Britain, slang) to hit (someone); to slap (someone)