if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
English[edit]
Alternative forms[edit]
- if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon
- if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
- if my grandmother had balls, she'd be my granddad
- if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike
- if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a streetcar
- if my sister had balls, she'd be my brother
- if my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt
Proverb[edit]
if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon
- (colloquial, vulgar, humorous) It is fruitless to speculate about counterfactual situations.
- 2007, Keith R. A. DeCandido, Resident Evil: Extinction, page 115:
- Behind him, Isaacs heard Slater mutter, "And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
- 2004, Jonny Bowden, Living the Low Carb Life: From Atkins to the Zone, page 165:
- Then again, as my father used to say, if my grandmother had wheels , she'd be a wagon.
- 1984, Vonda N. McIntyre, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock[1], page 108:
- "It has transwarp drive," Sulu said matter-of-factly. "Aye," Scott said, "and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."