2008 August 8, Dave Larrington, “Buck Uni spelling”, in uk.rec.sheds[1] (Usenet):
Is it just my imagine, or has teh yoof on the left of the top bit just knifecrimed someone?
2009 February 5, Will, “Summary apology from a celebrity”, in alt.usage.English[2] (Usenet):
Is this not just another example of racist stereotyping - the little gollies are basically criminals, probably going around doing lots of knifecriming.
2009 July 11, alt-f4, “Mansfield Cathokic Comprehensive”, in uk.politics.misc[3] (Usenet):
Jack: "Oi, don't you talk to my fuckin' bird like that you paedophile bastard or I'll fuckin' knifecrime you."