1996 August 18, Ben McCulloch, “Para-olympics”, in aus.jokes, Usenet:
Are the para-olympics the events in which the olympians, having finished their events in the normal olympics, go out and get pissed and then compete again?
ie: the para-olympics become the paralytic olympics.
1999 January 3, David McLoughlin, “Gundagai - Last Use Of Line?”, in aus.rail, Usenet:
I'm amazed I survived so much drunken driving. Once he was so paralytic he even made me drive, and I was about 14 and barely able to see above the steering wheel. At least it was an automatic.
2016 May 24, Peter Ryan, “ablett no from hall of fame”, in aus.sport.aussie-rules, Usenet:
He hasn't even been openly accused of anything bar drinking himself paralytic at a time that, in hindsight, was inconvenient.
2016 April 16, C e r b e r u s - T h e D o g O f H e l l, “On the Isle of Man.”, in free.jokes, Usenet:
On returning to his friends at the bar he remarked " there's a fellow in the jaxx and he's just paralytic. He must be heading for the boat and didn't quite make it."