douche-canoe

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See also: douchecanoe and douche canoe

English[edit]

Etymology[edit]

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Shitgibbon compound of douche +‎ canoe.

Noun[edit]

douche-canoe (plural douche-canoes)

  1. Alternative form of douchecanoe.
    • 2011, Ben Thompson, Badass: The Birth of a Legend: Spine-Crushing Tales of the Most Merciless Gods, Monsters, Heroes, Villains, and Mythical Creatures Ever Envisioned, Harper, →ISBN, page 98:
      […] this flaming douche-canoe totally stepped up and did the honorable thing, which in this case meant taking the day-old infant out into the woods and leaving her there to die a miserable, lonely death from exposure and starvation.
    • 2012, Megan Hart, Reawakened Passions‎[1], Harlequin, →ISBN:
      Which meant she'd sound like a gigantic douche-canoe if she asked him if he had any, like, psychic powers or whatever.
    • 2012, Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)‎[2], Berkley, →ISBN:
      Yes, some girls could be complete douche-canoes, but so could some guys (and even some babies, apparently), and I was slowly losing a prejudice that I hadn't even realized was holding me back.
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