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douche-canoe (plural douche-canoes)

  1. Alternative form of douchecanoe
    • 2011, Ben Thompson, Badass: The Birth of a Legend: Spine-Crushing Tales of the Most Merciless Gods, Monsters, Heroes, Villains, and Mythical Creatures Ever Envisioned, Harper (2011), →ISBN, page 98:
      [] this flaming douche-canoe totally stepped up and did the honorable thing, which in this case meant taking the day-old infant out into the woods and leaving her there to die a miserable, lonely death from exposure and starvation.
    • 2012, Megan Hart, Reawakened Passions, Harlequin (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered page:
      Which meant she'd sound like a gigantic douche-canoe if she asked him if he had any, like, psychic powers or whatever.
    • 2012, Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir), Berkley (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered page:
      Yes, some girls could be complete douche-canoes, but so could some guys (and even some babies, apparently), and I was slowly losing a prejudice that I hadn't even realized was holding me back.