pisser

See also: Pisser

English

Etymology

From Middle English pissere; equivalent to piss +‎ -er (agent noun).

Pronunciation

• (General American) IPA^(key): /ˈpɪsɚ/
• (UK) IPA^(key): /ˈpɪsə(ɹ)/

• Audio (AU)

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• Rhymes: -ɪsə(ɹ)

Noun

pisser (plural pissers)

1. (mildly vulgar) One who pisses.
2. (mildly vulgar) That which pisses, particularly a penis.
3. (US dialect, slang, mildly vulgar) Someone or something impressive or remarkable.
4. (UK, Ireland, slang, mildly vulgar) A disappointing or frustrating situation or event.
5. (Australia, slang, mildly vulgar) An extremely amusing person or thing.
6. (chiefly US, mildly vulgar, slang) A toilet or urinal.
7. (slang, mildly vulgar) A pub.
8. (informal) Synonym of piss clam

Synonyms

• (vulgar slang for toilet): See shitter and Thesaurus:toilet

Derived terms

• pissah
• popcorn pisser

Translations

one who pisses

• Catalan: pixaner (ca) m
• French: pisseur (fr) m, pisseuse (fr) f
• Russian: ссыку́н (ru) m (ssykún), ссыку́нья f (ssykúnʹja), ссыку́ха f (ssykúxa), засса́нец (ru) m (zassánec), засса́нка (ru) f (zassánka), зассы́ха (ru) f (zassýxa)

toilet — see toilet

vulgar slang for toilet — see shitter

References

• Oxford English Dictionary. "pisser, n."

Anagrams

• 'spires, Persis, Speirs, Spiers, persis, prises, resips, spiers, spires

Dutch

Etymology

From pissen +‎ -er.

Pronunciation

• Audio

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• Rhymes: -ɪsər

Noun

pisser m (plural pissers, diminutive pissertje n)

1. (literally) one who pisses
2. (figuratively) penis
3. (figuratively) amateur

Synonyms

• plasser

French

Etymology

Inherited from Old French pissier, from Vulgar Latin *pīssiāre, of originally Germanic origin or more likely of echoic origin. Cognates include Catalan pixar, Italian pisciare, Romanian pișa.

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /pi.se/

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Verb

pisser

1. (transitive, intransitive, slang) to piss
2. (transitive) to pour with (some liquid)
   • Et, au milieu de cette buée amassée goutte à goutte, de cette évaporation continue des trois marmites, où fondaient les cochons, il n’était certainement pas, du plancher au plafond, un clou qui ne pissât la graisse.

     And, in the midst of that steam built up drop by drop, that continual evaporation from the three pots where the pigs were stewing, there wasn't a single nail from floor to ceiling which wasn't pouring with grease.

     (Emile Zola, Le Ventre de Paris)

Conjugation

Conjugation of pisser (see also Appendix:French verbs)

infinitive	simple	pisser
	compound	avoir + past participle
present participle or gerund1	simple	pissant /pi.sɑ̃/
	compound	ayant + past participle
past participle		pissé /pi.se/
		singular			plural
		first	second	third	first	second	third
indicative		je (j’)	tu	il, elle, on	nous	vous	ils, elles
(simple tenses)	present	pisse /pis/	pisses /pis/	pisse /pis/	pissons /pi.sɔ̃/	pissez /pi.se/	pissent /pis/
	imperfect	pissais /pi.sɛ/	pissais /pi.sɛ/	pissait /pi.sɛ/	pissions /pi.sjɔ̃/	pissiez /pi.sje/	pissaient /pi.sɛ/
	past historic2	pissai /pi.se/	pissas /pi.sa/	pissa /pi.sa/	pissâmes /pi.sam/	pissâtes /pi.sat/	pissèrent /pi.sɛʁ/
	future	pisserai /pi.sʁe/	pisseras /pi.sʁa/	pissera /pi.sʁa/	pisserons /pi.sʁɔ̃/	pisserez /pi.sʁe/	pisseront /pi.sʁɔ̃/
	conditional	pisserais /pi.sʁɛ/	pisserais /pi.sʁɛ/	pisserait /pi.sʁɛ/	pisserions /pi.sə.ʁjɔ̃/	pisseriez /pi.sə.ʁje/	pisseraient /pi.sʁɛ/
(compound tenses)	present perfect	present indicative of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect	imperfect indicative of avoir + past participle
	past anterior2	past historic of avoir + past participle
	future perfect	future of avoir + past participle
	conditional perfect	conditional of avoir + past participle
subjunctive		que je (j’)	que tu	qu’il, qu’elle	que nous	que vous	qu’ils, qu’elles
(simple tenses)	present	pisse /pis/	pisses /pis/	pisse /pis/	pissions /pi.sjɔ̃/	pissiez /pi.sje/	pissent /pis/
	imperfect2	pissasse /pi.sas/	pissasses /pi.sas/	pissât /pi.sa/	pissassions /pi.sa.sjɔ̃/	pissassiez /pi.sa.sje/	pissassent /pi.sas/
(compound tenses)	past	present subjunctive of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect2	imperfect subjunctive of avoir + past participle
imperative		–	tu	–	nous	vous	–
simple		—	pisse /pis/	—	pissons /pi.sɔ̃/	pissez /pi.se/	—
compound		—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—
1 The French gerund is usable only with the preposition en.
2 In less formal writing or speech, these tenses may be found to have been replaced in the following way: past historic → present perfect past anterior → pluperfect imperfect subjunctive → present subjunctive pluperfect subjunctive → past subjunctive (Christopher Kendris [1995], Master the Basics: French, pp. 77, 78, 79, 81).

Derived terms

• ne plus se sentir pisser
• pisse
• pissenlit
• pisser dans son froc
• pisseur, pisseuse
• pleuvoir comme vache qui pisse

Further reading

• “pisser”, in Trésor de la langue française informatisé [Digitized Treasury of the French Language], 2012.

Anagrams

• prises, prisse

Middle English

Noun

pisser

1. Alternative form of pissere

Middle French

Etymology

From Old French pissier, from Vulgar Latin *pīssiāre.

Verb

pisser

1. (vulgar) to piss (excrete urine)

Conjugation

• Middle French conjugation varies from one text to another. Hence, the following conjugation should be considered as typical, not as exhaustive.

Conjugation of pisser

infinitive	simple	pisser
	compound	avoir + past participle
present participle1 or gerund2	simple	pissant
	compound	present participle or gerund of avoir + past participle
past participle		pissé
		singular			plural
		first	second	third	first	second	third
indicative		ie (i’)	tu	il, elle	nous	vous	ilz, elles
(simple tenses)	present	pisse	pisses	pisse	pissons	pissez	pissent
	imperfect	pissois, pissoys	pissois, pissoys	pissoit, pissoyt	pissions, pissyons	pissiez, pissyez	pissoient, pissoyent
	past historic	pissa	pissas	pissa	pissasmes	pissastes	pisserent
	future	pisserai, pisseray	pisseras	pissera	pisserons	pisserez	pisseront
	conditional	pisserois, pisseroys	pisserois, pisseroys	pisseroit, pisseroyt	pisserions, pisseryons	pisseriez, pisseryez	pisseroient, pisseroyent
(compound tenses)	present perfect	present indicative of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect	imperfect indicative of avoir + past participle
	past anterior	past historic of avoir + past participle
	future perfect	future of avoir + past participle
	conditional perfect	conditional of avoir + past participle
subjunctive		que ie (i’)	que tu	qu’il, qu’elle	que nous	que vous	qu’ilz, qu’elles
(simple tenses)	present	pisse	pisses	pisse	pissons	pissez	pissent
	imperfect	pissasse	pissasses	pissast	pissassions	pissassiez	pissassent
(compound tenses)	past	present subjunctive of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect	imperfect subjunctive of avoir + past participle
imperative		–	tu	–	nous	vous	–
simple		—	pisse	—	pissons	pissez	—
compound		—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—
1 The present participle was variable in gender and number until the 17th century (Anne Sancier-Château [1995], Une esthétique nouvelle: Honoré d'Urfé, correcteur de l'Astrée, p. 179). The French Academy would eventually declare it not to be declined in 1679.
2 The gerund was held to be invariable by grammarians of the early 17th century, and was usable with preposition en, as in Modern French, although the preposition was not mandatory (Anne Sancier-Château [1995], op. cit., p. 180).

Norwegian Bokmål

Verb

pisser

1. present of pisse