queef

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English

Etymology

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (a puff of wind), of onomatopoeic origin.

Pronunciation

  • IPA(key): /kwiːf/
  • Rhymes: -iːf
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Noun

queef (plural queefs)

  1. (vulgar, slang) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence.
    Synonyms: cunt fart, fanny fart, pussy fart, vart
    • 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:
      Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible?
    • 2005, The Bloodhound Gang (music), “Pennsylvania”:
      We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
    • 2010 October 16, Casselman, Bill, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, Original edition, Avon: Adams Media, →ISBN, OL 24539105M, page 192:
      A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor.
    • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:queef.
  2. (vulgar, slang) A contemptible person.
    Synonym: cunt
    • 2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, in South Park, season 3, episode 17:
      Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh?
    • 2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On”, in alt.tv.southpark, Usenet, message-ID <39BE65CF.567C@pacbell.net>:
      When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef.
    • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:queef.

Translations

Verb

queef (third-person singular simple present queefs, present participle queefing, simple past and past participle queefed)

  1. (vulgar, intransitive, slang) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
    • 2009, “Medicine Ball”, in Relapse, performed by Eminem:
      All my Westside bitches throw it up / Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up
  2. (vulgar, transitive, slang) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
    • 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74:
      back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge.

Scots

Pronunciation

Noun

queef (plural queefs)

  1. trick, ploy