fap

English

Etymology 1

Adjective

fap (not comparable)

1. (obsolete) Drunk.
   • 1599, William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor, act I, scene I

     BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences.

     EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is!

     BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.

Etymology 2

Echoic Internet neologism from the sound of male masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.

Interjection

fap

1. (informal) To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.

   I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!

   She's single?... *fap fap fap*

Verb

fap (third-person singular simple present faps, present participle fapping, simple past and past participle fapped)

1. (slang) To masturbate.

   He really likes to fap; I hear him five times a day at least.

   I knew you liked fapping, but 300 gigabytes of porn is a little too much.

Noun

fap (plural faps)

1. (slang, countable) A session of masturbation.

   I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.

2. (slang, uncountable, rare) Pornography.

   I've just downloaded loads of fap for while I'm away.

Derived terms

• fappable
• fapworthy
• fappy

Synonyms

• jerk off
• masturbate
• wank

Anagrams

• AFP, PFA

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Lojban

Rafsi

fap

1. rafsi of fapro.