"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet .you and you may call me V."
Behold! Before you is a humble stage performer, cast, against his will, by the
whims of fate, to the roles of both victim and villain. The face you see now is
not just some meaningless costume. It is a remnant of the People's Voice, which
has since gone and disappeared. However, this past annoyance stands
courageously reborn and has sworn to conquer the evil and corrupt, who promote
greed and the violent suppression of free will. The only choice is vengeance; a
personal war held as a promise, but not in vain, for the importance and
self-evidence of this quest shall one day exonerate the watchful and the
righteous. But in truth, this thick soup of words has become too excessive. So,
let me simply finish by saying that it's my very good honor to meet you, and
you may call me V.