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Appendix:Keysmash[edit]

Translingual[edit]

English Wikipedia has an article on:
Wikipedia
Example of a keysmash

Keysmash[edit]

[keysmash] (Internet slang)

  1. Conveys intense emotion:
    1. Laughter.
      Ahahahahahdkfgwodnrkh&;si
    2. Shock; surprise; confusion.
      galaticposer13: penguins are low-key kinda fine
      ChuckleDuckle: asdfghsmdoen WHAT
    3. Excitement; happiness; enthusiasm.
      ASFDANBGIWGFKSG my wife is pregnant!!
    4. Frustration.
      Nooo I missed my doctor's appointment ancoahflshc
  2. (humorous) Imitates unintentional keyboard clicks.
    My adorable kitty is sitting next to me, I am sure nothing bad will hapdddorkv kk 8#/2’sns999#9#999`ppppp
    My mother said if I keep listening to this song she'll smash my face against the keyboard, but I really don't believe herinkznugvcfgznzvshsgnzcbfrugzvsscnfzgubnrcfs
  3. No concrete meaning:
    1. Miscellaneous keyboard clicks out of boredom.
      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmabcdefghijklmnop@$¥€¥₨₽¢₹₩°-°:)uwuOwO I am so gosh darn bored right now
    2. Diverting from something embarrassing.
      I was on the Amazon page for the black Bad Dragon tail plug with gold metallic butt plug but quickly typed "ahfitschik" into the search bar when my employer walked in. Regardless, I still got fired for browsing Amazon during work hours.
    3. (Instant messaging) Hiding something from view, so that a user has to scroll upwards to see it.
      hsj
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      a
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      s
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      warning for users who are prone to seizures: do NOT scroll up, someone just posted a flashing lights gif
      just keep urself safe guys :)
    4. Typing practice.
      qwertzhijarnoldlazyfoxbrowncolourprose
    5. (rare) Randomness; chaos.
      Choas reigns ALCHPWHFOWHSPFBAPDBOWHSO

Coordinate terms[edit]

Entry-like pages (edit)
Typography Capital letter · Lowercase letter · Superscript · Subscript
Italics · Boldface · Small caps · Underline · Strikethrough · Keysmash
Semantics Possessive
Suprasegmentals Repetition

Appendix:Animal communication/Pheromones[edit]

Apoidea[edit]

Mellininae warning of danger after seeing a spider on the leaf (sense 5)

Etymology[edit]

From Proto-Apoidea Pheromone C B20, from Scoliidae Pheromone C D42H, from Pompilidae Pheromone A 10M, from Vespidae Pheromone A BCHA, probably from Apocrita Pheromone A N30ZD9 or Stephanoidea Pheromone A 63B1UM, ultimately from Hymenoptera Pheromone SB-193, from Holometabola Pheromone SB-050, probably from Eumetabola *Pheromone 625b, from Insecta *Pheromone 7h1. Compare Diplura *Pheromone bs43.

Pheromone C B2JM5[edit]

Pheromone C B2JM5

  1. (Astatinae) Food is absent.
  2. (Bembicinae, Sphecidae) We must search for food.
  3. (Can we verify(+) this sense?) (Bembicinae, obsolete) Do you desire food?
  4. (Crabroninae, slang, vulgar, uncommon) Mating.
    Synonym: Pheromone C B6FFH
  5. (Mellininae, dialectical, now rare) Danger.
  6. (Isodontia, Palmodes, Prionyx, slang) To eat.
    Synonyms: Pheromone C A8AH4, Pheromone C BI923
  7. (chiefly Isodontia, Sphex, very rare) Interdisciplinary.

Related terms[edit]

References[edit]

Carhornese[edit]

Carhornese[edit]

One short beep[edit]

[One short beep]

  1. Politely requests for a vehicle or person to move, usually if said entity is blocking the road for the beeper.
    [Three children are walking on the road] Beep.
    Kindly relocate yourselves onto the sidewalk.
  2. A greeting or acknowledgement (used chiefly for singular groups of people); waving.
    [Driving past one's neighbour] Beep.
    Hello!
  3. Calls attention to the beeper.
    [Outside of a house] Beep.
    I'm here.
  4. (chiefly on the highway) Warns that a manoeuvre is dangerous or unwise.
    That driver nearly merged into the lane and crashed into me, so I had to briefly toot the horn to save myself.

Carhornese[edit]

A car overtaking a bad driver (sense 2)

Two short beeps[edit]

[Two short beeps] (diminutive [Two very short, high-pitched beeps])

  1. Indicates a hazard for surrounding vehicles, cyclists or pedestrians.
    [Swerving past a box] Beep beep.
    Be advised that there is a box ahead; it is a potential hazard, as we cannot know what is inside of it.
  2. (sometimes offensive) Indicates that the beeper is overtaking or passing.
    [Passing a learner driver] Beep beep.
    Your driving is horrific.
    [Slowly passing a truck] Beep beep.
    I am passing you, please do not accidentally merge into my lane.
  3. A greeting or acknowledgement (used chiefly at social events, such as parades); waving.
    [At Disneyland, driving a float] Beep beep.
    [Equivalent to human waving]
  4. (less common than one short beep) Calls attention to the beeper.
    [In front of a locked automatic gate] Beep beep.
    I am here, please open the gate.
  5. Requests for a vehicle to move (often succeeds one short beep).
    [In front of a green traffic light] Beep beep.
    The light is green, fucking move you dickhead.
  6. Requests for a vehicle to follow.
    [Passing a police car] Beep beep.
    I would like to report a reckless driver.

Love[edit]

Love[edit]

get it?[edit]

the joke is that love is a language

  1. love language
    AD 35, For non-native speakers or those simply unaware:
    “A medium through which one shows appreciation of or affection for another”

Usage notes[edit]

  • Some people also say "I/he/she/they speak(s) the 'language of love'", but this does not seem to have an article yet

Synonyms[edit]

  • Additionally, (I am explaining the joke on purpose in order to be self-aware)

Antonyms[edit]

Derived terms[edit]

Translations[edit]

References[edit]

As such, this joke is a metajoke, and an artistic statement

Further reading[edit]

in regards to the existence and purpose of Wiktionary and humour as an art form in itself.

A language based upon smell[edit]

We have speech (verbal and auditory), writing (sighted), braille (touch), sign language (physical); yet there is one sense we're all forgetting—smell! As such, the administration at Wiktionary has decided to officially launch the Wiktionary Olfaction-Language Project tasked with creating the first-ever language based upon the human olfactory interpretation of airborne molecules of odour!

Olfaction-Language[edit]

Gas stations typically smell like Benzene(form1)7-Toluene(form1)4-Xylene(form1)1

Etymology[edit]

Chosen to represent a greeting due its near-universal recognisability, distinctiveness, pleasantness and aromaticness.

Odour description[edit]

The odour of gasoline (petrol).

Production[edit]

The principal chemical in gasoline is benzene (corresponding to the amount of “7” in the Wiktionary Olfaction-Language Project notation), which is very similar to the odour of gasoline itself; toluene, similarly pungent and aromatic to benzene, smells like paint thinner and certain types of glue. The combination (consisting of an amount of “4”) with benzene increases the odour of gasoline's intensity, while a small hint of xylene (“1”) slightly increases the fragrancy and sweetness.

In Wiktionary Olfaction-Language Project notation, it is displayed as follows:

  • Benzene(form1)7-Toluene(form1)4-Xylene(form1)1

“Form 1” indicates that it is the most common smell of said substance, as various types of substances with differing odours may exist.

Interjection[edit]

Benzene(form1)7-Toluene(form1)4-Xylene(form1)1 HELLO

  1. Hello; hi; greetings.

Similar smells[edit]

Minecraft Enchantment Table language[edit]

Credit to Əkrəm Cəfər for inspiring me to make this.

Minecraft Enchantment Table[edit]

Etymology[edit]

From 1.7.6 ᔑᒲʖ∷⍑╎ᔑ||⋮ꖌ, from 0.12.1 ᔑᒲʖ∷ᒷꖌ╎. Coined by Minecraft founder Markus "Notch" Persson and based on the Standard Galactic Alphabet from the video game series Commander Keen. Analysable via back-formation as ᔑᒲʖ ("enchantment") + ᒲ⊣ ("binding"), literally "binding enchantment".

Noun[edit]

ᔑ⊣ʖ∷⍑ᔑ||⋮ᒲ⊣
  1. (Java Edition, consoles) Curse of Binding
    ⎓𝙹 ̇/ꖎᔑ⨅ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリᒷᔑ∷∴ᔑ⊣ʖ∷⍑ᔑ⋮ᒲ⊣ ʖ∷𝙹∴リ
    This curse of binding shall cost seven lapis.

Descendants[edit]

→ Bedrock Edition: ⍑⊣ʖ∷⍑ᒲ||⋮ᒲ⊣
→ Educational Edition: ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ⎓╎リ⊣ᒷ∷

Translations[edit]

ᔑ⊣ʖ∷⍑ᔑ||⋮ᒲ⊣ — see Curse of Binding

References[edit]

Print dictionaries be like[edit]

En[edit]

Etym.[edit]

Fr. ME storm (“disb. st. o' t. atsph; hvy precipn.; btle, cfict; atck.”), fr. OE storm (“tmpst, storm; atck; storm o' arws; disqu.; disrb, tmlt, upra; onrus.”), fr. PWG *sturm (“sse”), fr. PGmc *sturmaz (“s.”), fr. PIE *(s)twerH- (“t. agte, si. u.; t. prpel; t. uge o.”).

N.[edit]

storm pl. s

  1. Ba. wther w/ stg wnds, ligning, thdr, & rain; tmpst.

Crd.[edit]

Desc.[edit]

SA[edit]

R.[edit]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh[edit]

Sense 2: credit to User:Akaibu for their joke I stole.

English[edit]

Interjection[edit]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

  1. Elongated form of ooh.
  2. (soccer) Clipping of goal.

Verb[edit]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh (third-person singular simple present oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohs, present participle oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohing, simple past and past participle oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohed)

  1. Elongated form of ooh.
  2. (soccer) Clipping of goal.

Calculator[edit]

Calculator[edit]

Etymology[edit]

From 5318008, which turned upside down spells “boobies”; alternatively a clipping of the inverse 8008135.

First attested in the 1970s.[1]

Noun[edit]

80085

  1. Plural of 8008 (“boob”).

Synonyms[edit]

Verb[edit]

80085

  1. third-person singular simple present indicative of 8008 (“boob”)

References[edit]

  1. ^ Tom Dalzell, Terry Victor (2014 November 27) The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English‎[1], Taylor & Francis, →ISBN, page 2060

Further reading[edit]

Appendix:Silence[edit]

Translingual[edit]

English Wikipedia has an article on:
Wikipedia

Pronunciation[edit]

Interjection[edit]

[silence]

  1. Natural space between speaking: silence is the default form of human expression.
  2. Pause during conversation, i.e. as a space filler.
  3. Expressing shock, surprisal, confusion or that one is overwhelmed; at a loss for words.
  4. Thinking; hesitance.
  5. Lost in thought.
  6. Unable or unwilling to speak; mute, injured, tired or taking a vow of silence.
  7. Ignoring or condemning a particular individual, as a result of the silent treatment.
  8. Distracted by a passing squirrel.

Quotations[edit]

For quotations using this term, see Citations: .

Usage notes[edit]

See also[edit]

Entry-like pages (edit)
Typography Capital letter · Lowercase letter · Superscript · Subscript
Italics · Boldface · Small caps · Underline · Strikethrough
Semantics Possessive
Suprasegmentals Repetition · Silence

My favourite type of entries on Wiktionary[edit]

English[edit]

Proper noun[edit]

Acern

  1. A former unincorporated hamlet and census-designated place located in Bumfrick Nowhere, God Knows Where, United States.
  2. A super tiny village, civil parish, unitary hamlet and ceremonial town in Tulisham borough, Godknouwswharshire, England (OS grid ref TQ6768).
  3. Abbreviation of American Council of the Eloped Russians of Nottingham.
  4. Initialism of Absolutely Crucial Emergency Response Network.
  5. (trademark) A small, irrelevant American company with a revenue of $70K that specialises in fax machine repair with no derived terms of any kind.
  6. An 1896 novel by Johnson Crabwalker, a highly symbolic story about an aging footballer (he is 22).
  7. A surname.
    Lord John Acern (1932–1997), American celebrity.
  8. A male given name.

Usage notes[edit]

  • According to the 2010 United States Census, Acern is the 187452904th most common surname in the United States, belonging to 1 individuals. Acern is most common among White (100%) individuals.

Noun[edit]

Acern

  1. Synonym of Acerne.
  2. The ccTLD for the Akkadian Empire as assigned by the IANA.
  3. (computing) The file extension for "Acern Illustrator".

Part or all of this entry has been imported from the 1913 edition of Webster’s Dictionary, which is now free of copyright and hence in the public domain. The imported definitions may be significantly out of date, and any more recent senses may be completely missing.
(See the entry for “Acern”, in Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, Springfield, Mass.: G. & C. Merriam, 1913, →OCLC.)

Letter[edit]

Acern upper case (lower case äscirn)

  1. The forty-sixth letter of the Languagese alphabet, written in the Latin script.

Definitions[edit]

Acern

  1. This term needs a translation to English. Please help out and add a translation, then remove the text {{rfdef}}.

Wiktionary: now in colour![edit]

Multilingual[edit]

turn off alt text and come look at this magnificent colour
#FF0000, 255,0,0
0°, 100%, 100% (HSL(V))
53, 179, 12° (CIELUV)

Alternative forms[edit]

Alternative forms range from the brilliant yellow-tinged scarlet and vermillion to bluish-red crimson, and vary in shade from the pale red pink to the dark red burgundy.

Production[edit]

Formed by a wavelength range of approximately 625–745 nanometers on the visible spectrum.

Colour[edit]

    

  1. Blood; things of, or relating to, blood.
    Synonym: 🩸
  2. Warmth; heat; hot.
    Synonym: q, 🔥, ☀
  3. Bloodshed; conflict; revolution; war.
    Synonym:     ,     ,     
  4. Aggression; anger.
    Synonym: 💢
  5. (historical in certain regions) Bravery; courage; sacrifice; strength.
  6. (Africa, South America, Japan, parts of Europe) Power; authority; control.
  7. (Can we verify(+) this sense?) (North America, Europe, parts of South America) Activity; arousal; love; passion; sex; sexuality.
  8. (Asia) Celebration; good fortune; honour; loyalty; prosperity; success.
  9. (North America, Europe) Caution; danger; warning.
    Synonym:     ,     
  10. (chiefly Southeast Asia, India) Happiness; positivity.
  11. (East Africa, somewhat dated) Death.
    Synonym:     ,     
  12. (chiefly South Korea, Eastern Europe, dated) Communism.
  13. (parts of Europe, somewhat dated) Left-wing politics; social democracy.
  14. (Parts of India) Commitment; fertility.
  15. (US) Relating to the Republican Party.
    Antonym:     
  16. (Can we verify(+) this sense?) (Britain, dialectical, regional or rare) Government.
  17. (wikis) A page that does not exist, and thus can be created; a red link.

Usage notes[edit]

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