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Appendix:Keysmash

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Translingual

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English Wikipedia has an article on:
Wikipedia
Example of a keysmash

Keysmash

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[keysmash] (Internet slang)

  1. Conveys intense emotion:
    1. Laughter.
      Ahahahahahdkfgwodnrkh&;si
    2. Shock; surprise; confusion.
      galaticposer13: penguins are low-key kinda fine
      ChuckleDuckle: asdfghsmdoen WHAT
    3. Excitement; happiness; enthusiasm.
      ASFDANBGIWGFKSG my wife is pregnant!!
    4. Frustration.
      Nooo I missed my doctor's appointment ancoahflshc
  2. (humorous) Imitates unintentional keyboard clicks.
    My adorable kitty is sitting next to me, I am sure nothing bad will hapdddorkv kk 8#/2’sns999#9#999`ppppp
    My mother said if I keep listening to this song she'll smash my face against the keyboard, but I really don't believe herinkznugvcfgznzvshsgnzcbfrugzvsscnfzgubnrcfs
  3. No concrete meaning:
    1. Miscellaneous keyboard clicks out of boredom.
      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmabcdefghijklmnop@$¥€¥₨₽¢₹₩°-°:)uwuOwO I am so gosh darn bored right now
    2. Diverting from something embarrassing.
      I was on the Amazon page for the black Bad Dragon tail plug with gold metallic butt plug but quickly typed "ahfitschik" into the search bar when my employer walked in. Regardless, I still got fired for browsing Amazon during work hours.
    3. (Instant messaging) Hiding something from view, so that a user has to scroll upwards to see it.
      hsj
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      warning for users who are prone to seizures: do NOT scroll up, someone just posted a flashing lights gif
      just keep urself safe guys :)
    4. Typing practice.
      qwertzhijarnoldlazyfoxbrowncolourprose
    5. (rare) Randomness; chaos.
      Choas reigns ALCHPWHFOWHSPFBAPDBOWHSO

Coordinate terms

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Entry-like pages (edit)
Typography Capital letter · Lowercase letter · Superscript · Subscript
Italics · Boldface · Small caps · Underline · Strikethrough · Keysmash
Semantics Possessive
Suprasegmentals Repetition

Appendix:Animal communication/Pheromones

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Apoidea

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Mellininae warning of danger after seeing a spider on the leaf (sense 5)

Etymology

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From Proto-Apoidea Pheromone C B20, from Scoliidae Pheromone C D42H, from Pompilidae Pheromone A 10M, from Vespidae Pheromone A BCHA, probably from Apocrita Pheromone A N30ZD9 or Stephanoidea Pheromone A 63B1UM, ultimately from Hymenoptera Pheromone SB-193, from Holometabola Pheromone SB-050, probably from Eumetabola *Pheromone 625b, from Insecta *Pheromone 7h1. Compare Diplura *Pheromone bs43.

Pheromone C B2JM5

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Pheromone C B2JM5

  1. (Astatinae) Food is absent.
  2. (Bembicinae, Sphecidae) We must search for food.
  3. (Can we verify(+) this sense?) (Bembicinae, obsolete) Do you desire food?
  4. (Crabroninae, slang, vulgar, uncommon) Mating.
    Synonym: Pheromone C B6FFH
  5. (Mellininae, dialectical, now rare) Danger.
  6. (Isodontia, Palmodes, Prionyx, slang) To eat.
    Synonyms: Pheromone C A8AH4, Pheromone C BI923
  7. (chiefly Isodontia, Sphex, very rare) Interdisciplinary.
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References

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Carhornese

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Carhornese

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One short beep

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[One short beep]

  1. Politely requests for a vehicle or person to move, usually if said entity is blocking the road for the beeper.
    [Three children are walking on the road] Beep.
    Kindly relocate yourselves onto the sidewalk.
  2. A greeting or acknowledgement (used chiefly for singular groups of people); waving.
    [Driving past one's neighbour] Beep.
    Hello!
  3. Calls attention to the beeper.
    [Outside of a house] Beep.
    I'm here.
  4. (chiefly on the highway) Warns that a manoeuvre is dangerous or unwise.
    That driver nearly merged into the lane and crashed into me, so I had to briefly toot the horn to save myself.

Carhornese

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A car overtaking a bad driver (sense 2)

Two short beeps

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[Two short beeps] (diminutive [Two very short, high-pitched beeps])

  1. Indicates a hazard for surrounding vehicles, cyclists or pedestrians.
    [Swerving past a box] Beep beep.
    Be advised that there is a box ahead; it is a potential hazard, as we cannot know what is inside of it.
  2. (sometimes offensive) Indicates that the beeper is overtaking or passing.
    [Passing a learner driver] Beep beep.
    Your driving is horrific.
    [Slowly passing a truck] Beep beep.
    I am passing you, please do not accidentally merge into my lane.
  3. A greeting or acknowledgement (used chiefly at social events, such as parades); waving.
    [At Disneyland, driving a float] Beep beep.
    [Equivalent to human waving]
  4. (less common than one short beep) Calls attention to the beeper.
    [In front of a locked automatic gate] Beep beep.
    I am here, please open the gate.
  5. Requests for a vehicle to move (often succeeds one short beep).
    [In front of a green traffic light] Beep beep.
    The light is green, fucking move you dickhead.
  6. Requests for a vehicle to follow.
    [Passing a police car] Beep beep.
    I would like to report a reckless driver.

Love

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Love

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get it?

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the joke is that love is a language

  1. love language
    AD 35, For non-native speakers or those simply unaware:
    “A medium through which one shows appreciation of or affection for another”

Usage notes

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  • Some people also say "I/he/she/they speak(s) the 'language of love'", but this does not seem to have an article yet

Synonyms

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  • Additionally, (I am explaining the joke on purpose in order to be self-aware)

Antonyms

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Derived terms

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Translations

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References

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As such, this joke is a metajoke, and an artistic statement

Further reading

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in regards to the existence and purpose of Wiktionary and humour as an art form in itself.

A language based upon smell

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We have speech (verbal and auditory), writing (sighted), braille (touch), sign language (physical); yet there is one sense we're all forgetting—smell! As such, the administration at Wiktionary has decided to officially launch the Wiktionary Olfaction-Language Project tasked with creating the first-ever language based upon the human olfactory interpretation of airborne molecules of odour!

Olfaction-Language

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Gas stations typically smell like Benzene(form1)7-Toluene(form1)4-Xylene(form1)1

Etymology

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Chosen to represent a greeting due its near-universal recognisability, distinctiveness, pleasantness and aromaticness.

Odour description

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The odour of gasoline (petrol).

Production

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The principal chemical in gasoline is benzene (corresponding to the amount of “7” in the Wiktionary Olfaction-Language Project notation), which is very similar to the odour of gasoline itself; toluene, similarly pungent and aromatic to benzene, smells like paint thinner and certain types of glue. The combination (consisting of an amount of “4”) with benzene increases the odour of gasoline's intensity, while a small hint of xylene (“1”) slightly increases the fragrancy and sweetness.

In Wiktionary Olfaction-Language Project notation, it is displayed as follows:

  • Benzene(form1)7-Toluene(form1)4-Xylene(form1)1

“Form 1” indicates that it is the most common smell of said substance, as various types of substances with differing odours may exist.

Interjection

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Benzene(form1)7-Toluene(form1)4-Xylene(form1)1 HELLO

  1. Hello; hi; greetings.

Similar smells

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Minecraft Enchantment Table language

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Credit to Əkrəm Cəfər for inspiring me to make this.

Minecraft Enchantment Table

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Etymology

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From 1.7.6 ᔑᒲʖ∷⍑╎ᔑ||⋮ꖌ, from 0.12.1 ᔑᒲʖ∷ᒷꖌ╎. Coined by Minecraft founder Markus "Notch" Persson and based on the Standard Galactic Alphabet from the video game series Commander Keen. Analysable via back-formation as ᔑᒲʖ ("enchantment") + ᒲ⊣ ("binding"), literally "binding enchantment".

Noun

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ᔑ⊣ʖ∷⍑ᔑ||⋮ᒲ⊣
  1. (Java Edition, consoles) Curse of Binding
    ⎓𝙹 ̇/ꖎᔑ⨅ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリᒷᔑ∷∴ᔑ⊣ʖ∷⍑ᔑ⋮ᒲ⊣ ʖ∷𝙹∴リ
    This curse of binding shall cost seven lapis.

Descendants

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→ Bedrock Edition: ⍑⊣ʖ∷⍑ᒲ||⋮ᒲ⊣
→ Educational Edition: ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ⎓╎リ⊣ᒷ∷

Translations

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ᔑ⊣ʖ∷⍑ᔑ||⋮ᒲ⊣ — see Curse of Binding

References

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Print dictionaries be like

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En

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Etym.

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Fr. ME storm (“disb. st. o' t. atsph; hvy precipn.; btle, cfict; atck.”), fr. OE storm (“tmpst, storm; atck; storm o' arws; disqu.; disrb, tmlt, upra; onrus.”), fr. PWG *sturm (“sse”), fr. PGmc *sturmaz (“s.”), fr. PIE *(s)twerH- (“t. agte, si. u.; t. prpel; t. uge o.”).

N.

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storm pl. s

  1. Ba. wther w/ stg wnds, ligning, thdr, & rain; tmpst.

Crd.

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Desc.

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SA

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R.

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ooooooooooooooooooo[…]oooooooh

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Sense 2: credit to User:Akaibu for their joke I stole.

English

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Interjection

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

  1. Elongated form of ooh.
  2. (soccer) Clipping of goal.

Verb

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh (third-person singular simple present ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohs, present participle ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohing, simple past and past participle ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohed)

  1. Elongated form of ooh.
  2. (soccer) Clipping of goal.

Calculator

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Calculator

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Etymology

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From 5318008, which turned upside down spells “boobies”; alternatively a clipping of the inverse 8008135.

First attested in the 1970s.[1]

Noun

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80085

  1. Plural of 8008 (“boob”).

Synonyms

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Verb

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80085

  1. third-person singular simple present indicative of 8008 (“boob”)

References

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  1. ^ Tom Dalzell, Terry Victor (2014 November 27) The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English‎[1], Taylor & Francis, →ISBN, page 2060

Further reading

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Appendix:Silence

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Translingual

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English Wikipedia has an article on:
Wikipedia

Pronunciation

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Interjection

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[silence]

  1. Natural space between speaking: silence is the default form of human expression.
  2. Pause during conversation, i.e. as a space filler.
  3. Expressing shock, surprisal, confusion or that one is overwhelmed; at a loss for words.
  4. Thinking; hesitance.
  5. Lost in thought.
  6. Unable or unwilling to speak; mute, injured, tired or taking a vow of silence.
  7. Ignoring or condemning a particular individual, as a result of the silent treatment.
  8. Distracted by a passing squirrel.

Quotations

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For quotations using this term, see Citations: .

Usage notes

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See also

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Entry-like pages (edit)
Typography Capital letter · Lowercase letter · Superscript · Subscript
Italics · Boldface · Small caps · Underline · Strikethrough
Semantics Possessive
Suprasegmentals Repetition · Silence

My favourite type of entries on Wiktionary

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English

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Proper noun

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Acern

  1. A former unincorporated hamlet and census-designated place located in Bumfrick Nowhere, God Knows Where, United States.
  2. A super tiny village, civil parish, unitary hamlet and ceremonial town in Tulisham borough, Godknouwswharshire, England (OS grid ref TQ6768).
  3. Abbreviation of American Council of the Eloped Russians of Nottingham.
  4. Initialism of Absolutely Crucial Emergency Response Network.
  5. (trademark) A small, irrelevant American company with a revenue of $70K that specialises in fax machine repair with no derived terms of any kind.
  6. An 1896 novel by Johnson Crabwalker, a highly symbolic story about an aging footballer (he is 22).
  7. A surname.
    Lord John Acern (1932–1997), American celebrity.
  8. A male given name.

Usage notes

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  • According to the 2010 United States Census, Acern is the 187452904th most common surname in the United States, belonging to 1 individuals. Acern is most common among White (100%) individuals.

Noun

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Acern

  1. Synonym of Acerne.
  2. The ccTLD for the Akkadian Empire as assigned by the IANA.
  3. (computing) The file extension for "Acern Illustrator".

Part or all of this entry has been imported from the 1913 edition of Webster’s Dictionary, which is now free of copyright and hence in the public domain. The imported definitions may be significantly out of date, and any more recent senses may be completely missing.
(See the entry for “Acern”, in Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, Springfield, Mass.: G. & C. Merriam, 1913, →OCLC.)

Letter

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Acern upper case (lower case äscirn)

  1. The forty-sixth letter of the Languagese alphabet, written in the Latin script.

Definitions

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Acern

  1. This term needs a translation to English. Please help out and add a translation, then remove the text {{rfdef}}.

Wiktionary: now in colour!

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Multilingual

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turn off alt text and come look at this magnificent colour
#FF0000, 255,0,0
0°, 100%, 100% (HSL(V))
53, 179, 12° (CIELUV)

Alternative forms

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Alternative forms range from the brilliant yellow-tinged scarlet and vermillion to bluish-red crimson, and vary in shade from the pale red pink to the dark red burgundy.

Production

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Formed by a wavelength range of approximately 625–745 nanometers on the visible spectrum.

Colour

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  1. Blood; things of, or relating to, blood.
    Synonym: 🩸
  2. Warmth; heat; hot.
    Synonym: q, 🔥, ☀
  3. Bloodshed; conflict; revolution; war.
    Synonym:     ,     ,     
  4. Aggression; anger.
    Synonym: 💢
  5. (historical in certain regions) Bravery; courage; sacrifice; strength.
  6. (Africa, South America, Japan, parts of Europe) Power; authority; control.
  7. (Can we verify(+) this sense?) (North America, Europe, parts of South America) Activity; arousal; love; passion; sex; sexuality.
  8. (Asia) Celebration; good fortune; honour; loyalty; prosperity; success.
  9. (North America, Europe) Caution; danger; warning.
    Synonym:     ,     
  10. (chiefly Southeast Asia, India) Happiness; positivity.
  11. (East Africa, somewhat dated) Death.
    Synonym:     ,     
  12. (chiefly South Korea, Eastern Europe, dated) Communism.
  13. (parts of Europe, somewhat dated) Left-wing politics; social democracy.
  14. (Parts of India) Commitment; fertility.
  15. (US) Relating to the Republican Party.
    Antonym:     
  16. (Can we verify(+) this sense?) (Britain, dialectical, regional or rare) Government.
  17. (wikis) A page that does not exist, and thus can be created; a red link.

Usage notes

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S*x is funny.. right guys?

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Translingual

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Description

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A face with pleading eyes.

Symbol

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🥺

  1. (Internet slang, euphemistic) An emoji indicating that the sender wishes to receive head.
    Babe.. I am so down bad rn 🥺

Synonyms

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See also

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What if we treated other entries like we do the first 100 cardinal numbers?

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Translingual

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English Wikipedia has an article on:
Wikipedia

Symbol

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15° (previous 14°, next 16°)

  1. The 15th (fifteenth) degree of temperature.
    1. (Celsius) A generally mild but comfortable temperature for most humans; the equivalent of 59°F.
    2. (Fahrenheit) A cold temperature that, for most humans, requires warm clothing to prevent hypothermia and frostbite; the equivalent of –9.4°C.
  2. The 15th degree of a measurement or angle:
    1. In the rod system of measurement (denoted by °), 247.5 feet or 75.43 metres.
    2. (geometry) An acute angle.
    3. (time zones) The distance in longitude between every 1-hour time zone; UTC 0.
  3. A degree (circle) of longitude or latitude:
    1. 15th parallel north.
    2. 15th meridian east.
    3. 15th parallel south.
    4. 15th meridian west.
  4. (uncommon) The time 15:00; 3 (three) PM.

Alternative forms

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(Geometry and time):

Usage notes

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Translations

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Translations

When the 'Used other than figuratively or idiomatically' is a little too absurd...

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English

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Etymology

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Attributed to 20th-century American mobster Al Capone.

Proverb

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you get more with a kind word and a gun than you do with a kind word alone

  1. It is advantageous not to rely solely on being nice to others.
  2. Used other than figuratively or idiomatically: see you,‎ get,‎ more,‎ with,‎ a,‎ kind,‎ word,‎ and,‎ a,‎ gun,‎ than,‎ you,‎ do,‎ with,‎ a,‎ kind,‎ word,‎ alone.
    • 2024 May 27, Ahmed Khalid, Savannah T. Bothma, “Review: Elder's Bartering IX — A Game that Redefines Strategy, Imagination and Pure Lunacy”, in Gamer's Corner‎[2], Evilgamepub:
      In Elder's Bartering IX – The Recession [video game] you can collect and sell various objects and hypothetical concepts for Goldings, the in-game currency. Items include flower petals, guns, eggs, umbrellas [...] and hypothetical concepts, such as justice, integrity, revenge, well-wishes and even kind words. Some items are, of corse[sic], worth more than others; not only that, but there are item pairs which the player can discover that will increase the total amount of Goldings that the individual items would be worth when sold separately. Obviously you get more with a kind word and a gun than you do with a kind word alone, but most players will not realise that selling revenge and flower petals together will award the player with 67 Goldings while the petals alone are worth 3 Goldings and revenge worth just 52 Goldings.

See also

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Appendix:Animal communication/Carnivora

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Idea stolen from User:Vuccala.

Caninae

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Alternative forms

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Production

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Present your teeth while your head is lowered and growl.

Etymology

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Meant to appear frightening or as if imminently pouncing/attacking an enemy or prey. From Teeth@bared (“aggression, discomfort”) +‎ Head@lowered +‎ growling. First attested about 526–700 Mya (million years ago).

Interjection

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Teeth@bared-Head@lowered-growling

  1. Go away!
  2. (chiefly gray wolf) Asserts dominance.
  3. (dingo, Lupulella) Come at me!

Verb

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Teeth@bared-Head@lowered-growling

  1. I am hurt; I am in pain.

"the Incident"

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English

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Etymology

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Capitalisation of incident.

Pronunciation

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  • IPA(key): /ˈði.ɪn.sɪ.dənt/
  • Hyphenation: the‧in‧ci‧dent

Proper noun

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the Incident

  1. (euphemistic) An event or occurrence, especially a scandal, controversy or one that is censored.
    1. (US politics, dated) The Watergate scandal.
    2. (Internet slang) The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests and massacre; May 35th.
    3. (aviation) The Lockerbie Bombing.
    4. (UFOlogy, supernatural fandom slang) The Roswell incident.
    5. (rare) Clipping of Incident at Dyatlov Pass.
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